Gay pirates 53ing! Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you are 28 YEARS OLD.

You are no longer the TEENAGER that you used to be many years ago. Your dreams of being some sort of a DOCTOR were thrown away when you realized that you did not want to SPEND AN ASSLOAD OF TIME IN MEDICAL SCHOOL. Instead, you spent your FOUR YEARS at the local university and majored in BUSINESS. You landed a job at a well-known BANK and while it's not the most EXCITING work ever, you're happy with the way that things have played out. Unfortunately, you are still a bit of a NERD. You suppose that part of you could never disappear.

You still have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES and you still enjoy the actor known as NIC CAGE. You don't really program computers anymore after realizing that you wasted a lot of time by being NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You still have a fondness for PARANORMAL LORE, and you still believe in MAGIC.

Your best friend is still DAVE STRIDER but the two of you don't talk as much as you used to. You haven't spoken to ROSE LALONDE or JADE HARLEY in forever because shit happened and you SCREWED UP pretty badly, and this causes you to have a huge amount of regret. You live with NEPETA LEIJON in an APARTMENT in Seattle and you love watching NIC CAGE MOVIES and playing VIDEO GAMES together. You also have a pet salamander named CASEY that you love very much.

Your online handle is ectoBanker, even though you stopped using Pesterchum ages ago, and you speak like a normal adult would. However, you still like showing some emotion!! Old habits die hard.

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HERO OF BREATH
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