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turntechgodtits Asked: seductively whispers dickle

I can’t believe you two.

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ironicbeats Asked: triangle solo

[guitar solo]

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heirconditioning Asked: What do you have against Business Simulator?

normanbabeden:

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BUSINESS SIMULATOR

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riannafinch:

justyoutuberthings:

riannafinch:

I’m home

Hi home, I’m dad.

*sheds a fatherly tear* 

(Source: peggys-magic-sex-feet, via profsycamore)

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ironicbeats said: theyre arriving in a cute little gift bag at your work so if any of your coriander snoop around they are in for a big surprise (and i mean very big those things are giant)
I’m going to assume you meant cowokers instead of coriander?
turntechgodtits said: for whatever reason i read that as 20 pickled dildos and i was somewhat alarmed by dickles but nah everythings cool
20. Pickled. Dildos. I am afraid.
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ironicbeats said: no i got you like 20 bad dragon dildos
Gee, what a pal.
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ironicbeats Asked: i cant believe youre thirty youre really getting up there in age arent you

Yeah….I guess so!

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ironicbeats Asked: diamonds are forever

Is that what you got me for my birthday?

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