i can easily imagine john being the kind of 13 year old who draws tattoos on himself with washable marker
shades plz
My name is John.
I’M GOING TO MURDER YOU
(via pyrobe)
demsondmeils submitted:
have u gotten down and dirty with the d(ave) yet
demsondmeils submitted:
ID IDNT REALIZE U CREEDITED ME WITH THAT DUMBASS ICON IN UR SIDEBAR NO I DONT WANT TO BE RECOGNIZED WITH THAT PUNCHES YOU INT HE MOUTHwiuth my mouth
litigiosum started following you
Oh, hi there! Thanks for the follow.
What ho old boy! Jake english at your service in a purely rhetoric sense of course lets be honest im not THAT concerned about you other than the normal and polite platitudes. How goes it?
Jake English, huh? Well it’s nice to meet you, in any case. I’m John Egbert, and I’m doing pretty well, just taking it easy for the most part. And you?
this pic is dedicated to a very special friend of mine.
i went through the ironicbeats tag and i was not pleased with what i found
No, that is Santa Claus. A very….colorful Santa.
a likely story
can you prove that you are not this santa claus
No. But it looks nothing like me! I would never wear something like that.
i dont even know what you look like anymore you could have gotten overweight and grown a beard and i wouldnt even know john i wouldnt even know
plus everyone knows you have a shitty fashion sense dont even try to argue because its true
I look exactly the same as I looked months ago, doofus.
And excuse you, my fashion sense is flawless.
how would i know??? i dont follow you around so technically you could look different and i wouldnt know
um excuse you
you think sweatervests are an acceptable thing to wear in public
Sweatervests are an acceptable thing to wear in public. They are comfy and they look great.
litigiosum started following you
Oh, hi there! Thanks for the follow.
No, that is Santa Claus. A very….colorful Santa.
a likely story
can you prove that you are not this santa claus
No. But it looks nothing like me! I would never wear something like that.
i dont even know what you look like anymore you could have gotten overweight and grown a beard and i wouldnt even know john i wouldnt even know
plus everyone knows you have a shitty fashion sense dont even try to argue because its true
I look exactly the same as I looked months ago, doofus.
And excuse you, my fashion sense is flawless.
